You can nearly see the anger in his eyes as his lovingly crafted 72mm widescreen SDDS tale of two lesbians eating their own eyeballs whilst HP Lovecraft knits a cardigan is reduced to 4 inches of “content”.
Content is the new buzzword hitting an iBoxtouchscreenMPbit player near you right now. It means something that used to be made by somebody with an artistic skill that can now be replicated at fascinatingly low quality levels by an 8 year old with their Xmas stocking filler.
Content is crap.
Categories: Comedy · Serious · Statements
Tagged: david lynch, iphone
Enthusiastic consumer’s of the World of Davyd will be aware that previous attempts to start a blog floundered due to my inability to focus. In the spirit of the New Year being a new beginning, and inspired by the jaunty half musings of some other misanthropes, this is a new blog. This one may get updated, you never know.
Rules:
1. Just because I posted it on a blog, don’t mean that I actually did it, or that I believe in it, or if I say it that I am actually gonna do it…. and if you believe that, hey, I’ll shoot you too (please repeat the preceding in a Detroit accent)
2. I fully intend to nick stuff from other people with better taste than me and pretend I found it. If you want a proper blog from somebody who’s done a bit of research, sign up to Charlie Brooker’s or Graham Linehan’s.
3. I have a tendency to say things just to be contrary, except I never do that.
4. If you’re easily offended or related to me, it’s probably best to look away now.
Categories: Comedy · Rules · Serious · Statements · Stupidity
Tagged: davyd, new year, Rules
